Picture of the Day for May 2, 2003

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America's future profit-making business...button counters.by Dungle C. Bell - May 12, 2003 12:46am EDT

button, button. . . I MAKE THE BUTTONS!!!!!by Ross D. Matthews - May 7, 2003 01:41am EDT

who really wants to spend their savings on gas? the all new nissan runs on spare change - literally!by Rudy R. Clark - May 2, 2003 11:07pm EDT

It wasn't the first time Jerry had been caught doing something naughty with the Nissan JL281, or as he thought of it - the Masturbatatron 3000.by Avery K. Bailey - May 2, 2003 06:03pm EDT

He's got legs, and he knows how to use them.by Anna D. Warren - May 2, 2003 05:31pm EDT

wow, i cant believe you idiots dont have you're own nissan button sewing machine, you need to get with the times, my grandma has got 3 of em alreadyby Lillian S. Kelly - May 2, 2003 05:23pm EDT

On the next National Geographic... "Study of the American Office". See the wild infidels in their natural environment!by Jarrett A. Matthews - May 2, 2003 04:57pm EDT

Rumplestilskin's new gig--spinning ugly Hawaiin shirts into pennies.by Petey M. Ruiz - May 2, 2003 04:29pm EDT

After you put your penis in a Japanese coin sorter, hair grows on your legs while flowered shirts watchby Cassidy F. Reed - May 2, 2003 04:04pm EDT

"Must ... buy ... more ... hawaaiian shirts!" Jason ran to fetch his change and his supercool sorting machine.by Diamond C. Reyes - May 2, 2003 04:00pm EDT

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Money Laundering while you wait.by Amare E. Armstrong - May 2, 2003 07:59am EDT

sudenly lary realizes that all the garments make perfecet cum rags...and how!by Dita L. Freeman - May 2, 2003 06:39am EDT

Nissan...providing consumers with quality automobiles and... sewing machines...by Maria K. Kelly - May 2, 2003 02:03am EDT

Sorting beans...Americas favorite pastime!by Mungo I. Gomez - May 2, 2003 02:00am EDT

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